January 2010
“What’s great about this country is that America started the tradition...”
– Andy Warhol
I have shit load of days off
and I’m going to be as self indulgent decedent as possible.
It took a decade
for my peers contemporaries to have the guts to attempt to dress like I did in HS.
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WatchOMG best monologue ever.
fuckyeahpoehler:
Worst Laid Plans: Amy Poehler on Shady Brady
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Pharmaceutical Crack
Snorted a half a Ritalin at noon and still am up (it’s now 1 am) can’t decide if I should try to force sleep or stay up all night cleaning.
Wear a $1500 Dress
(even if you didn’t pay that) and people will notice.
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Voodoo and Ritalin
Today was my day off. Tried spiking Ritalin for the first time it was ok. I got a bunch of errands done and cleaned my sink. Way overdue.
On my way to do the laundry I see a sacrificed dove under the stairs. It’s pure white. Not bleeding. Only its obvious its heart has been removed. There are a lot of African magic and “Botanicas” or stores that cater to those who follow...
meh
One Margarita and dinner with my co-workers. Now they know I’m fun. If they only knew HOW FUN I REALLY AM. muhahahaha
PS We’re are all my friends? In jail? On vacay? No after party. CRIES
humor us
rickyv:
I wonder if we call it a BLT because we’d feel bad asking for a “bacon sandwich.”
File Under Irony
So I try to abstain from doing naughty things buy getting some coffee at the mall on my day off and my driver gets a bullshit ticket from scamming and unnecessarily rude/ mean cops. Don’t do anything wrong = get in trouble. What lesson is society teaching us?
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“May your life be a decadent orgy of wasteful delight in the pursuit meaningless...”
– Love her. (via coketalk)
“Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill.
Don’t buy...”
– Love Actually (as spoken by rock singer Billy Mack)
I'm Kicking Ass
b/c i’m a bad mofo.
It’s only a matter of time b/f I own everyone.
Viva me at work!
I'M SWEET, I'M STREET
(via softener)
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$$$$
Today I sold my little heart out, selling 2k$ of merch for the corp. If I keep up the good work I’ll be on top in no time. I got mad props on my customer service skills. The customers are pretty chill. I really do like helping people. It’s just I miss my personal time and feel its worth quite a bit.
Coworkers try to steal yr clients all the time though. Aggravating.
I couldn’t...
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“Who wants the truth? That’s what show business is for - to prove...”
– Andy Warhol